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Government Is A Criminal Enterprise

Heavyweight vintage-washed tees, embroidered distressed caps, and matte-black ceramic mugs built for those who see through the racket.

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100% ring-spun cotton & durable ceramic

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Gear Up Against The Racket

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Defaced Seal Stencil Heavyweight Tee
Apparel • Heavyweight Tee

"Defaced Seal" Stencil Tee

Distressed crimson and white stencil print with crossed-out eagle seal on vintage charcoal cotton.

Cellblock Bars Stencil Heavyweight Tee
Apparel • Heavyweight Tee

"Cellblock Seal" Stencil Tee

Features iron prison bars over the federal seal with bold red slash and distressed white block lettering.

Vintage Edition
Backroom Payoff Seal Graphic Tee
Apparel • Heavyweight Tee

"Backroom Payoff" Crest Tee

Full-color vintage emblem showing cash & keys changing hands across the American flag seal.

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Defaced Seal Distressed Cap
Headwear • Adjustable Cap

"Defaced Seal" Tactical Cap

Washed charcoal cotton twill 6-panel cap with red and white statement graphic and brass buckle strap.

Cellblock Seal Stencil Cap
Headwear • Adjustable Cap

"Cellblock Bars" Stencil Cap

Structured low-profile charcoal cap featuring the prison bars and red spray-painted CRIMINAL graphic.

Embroidered
Fist Full of Cash Crest Cap
Headwear • Adjustable Cap

"Fist Full of Cash" Crest Cap

Vintage gold-thread embroidered round seal emblem on a rugged slate-charcoal dad hat.

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Matte Black Defaced Seal Coffee Mug
Drinkware • Ceramic Mug

"Defaced Seal" Matte Black Mug

Heavy-dutymatte black ceramic coffee mug with crimson and stark white stencil artwork.

Prison Tally Stencil Charcoal Mug
Drinkware • Ceramic Mug

"Prison Tally" Stencil Mug

Charcoal stoneware mug featuring chalk tally marks and the red X over the official eagle seal.

Fist Full of Cash Crest Mug
Drinkware • Ceramic Mug

"Fist Full of Cash" Crest Mug

Features the signature vintage cream-and-charcoal circular seal on a smooth gunmetal mug.

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Complete 3-Piece Syndicate Merch Bundle
Value Bundle • 3-Piece Set

The Complete "Syndicate" Bundle

Includes the matching Crest Heavyweight Tee, Embroidered Cap, and 15oz Ceramic Mug.

Complete Government Is A Criminal Enterprise 3-Piece Bundle on Workbench
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The Complete 3-Piece Crest Pack

Get the full matching "Fist Full of Cash" emblem lineup in one box and save $18 off individual pricing plus automatic free shipping.

  • 1× Heavyweight Charcoal Vintage Crest T-Shirt (S–2XL)
  • 1× Embroidered Washed-Twill Adjustable Cap
  • 1× 15oz Gunmetal Matte Ceramic Coffee Mug
  • Bonus: Free Weatherproof Die-Cut Crest Sticker
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Motion Promos

The Visual Anthology

01 // The Defaced Seal

Stencil series inspired by raw street art, smoke, and defiance against unchecked state power.

02 // The Backroom Deal

Vintage seal series depicting how tax dollars and backroom keys grease the wheels of the enterprise.

Government Is A Criminal Enterprise Official Seal Logo

Our Ethos

Wear The Truth Out Loud

When an institution takes your money by force, writes its own rules, investigates itself, and hands out favors to the highest bidder—there is only one accurate name for it: a criminal enterprise.

Every piece in our shop is designed to spark conversation and stand up to daily wear. Independent, unapologetic, and printed to last.

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